World Clique

I took the country quiz at Blue Pyramid.

You’re the United Nations!

Most people think you’re ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there’s always going to be a long way to go. You’re always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.

Take the Country
at the Blue Pyramid

I am so relieved — maybe those voices in my head are simultaneous translators.

This also explains my urge to answer every third Jeopardy question with “Who is Dag Hammarskjold?”

If I only I were a skier, Blue Pyramid would have divined my true nature:

You’re Sweden!
After years of trying to rule the world around you, you’ve finally put aside violence in favor of advocating peaceful resolution. There’s still a little Viking in you, but mostly you like Nobel Prize winners and long nights by the fire. And safe cars. You always read the safety manual in airplanes, and you’re just a little cold.

This is a shockingly accurate portrait.

2 thoughts on “World Clique

  1. Hey, I got the exact same answers — first without skiing I was the UN, second with skiiing I was Sweden. So I went back and made myself asocial (I have my days) and became Switzerland.
    “While most people think you’re sort of stuck up, it’s really just that people don’t interest you that much. That’s why you’d rather just stay out of everything and be as neutral as possible. Somewhere in there is an ability to be a psychiatrist because you’re so objective, but you might just be too cold for that.”
    What a jerk this guy is. Well, I’m not about to sit here and dissect his observations which are based solely on stereotypes. Where are my skis? :p

  2. How much do you suppose I would have to lie to become Norway?
    Well, there’s a sentence I never thought I’d construct.

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