You’re the United Nations!
Most people think you’re ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there’s always going to be a long way to go. You’re always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.
I am so relieved — maybe those voices in my head are simultaneous translators.
This also explains my urge to answer every third Jeopardy question with “Who is Dag Hammarskjold?”
If I only I were a skier, Blue Pyramid would have divined my true nature:
After years of trying to rule the world around you, you’ve finally put aside violence in favor of advocating peaceful resolution. There’s still a little Viking in you, but mostly you like Nobel Prize winners and long nights by the fire. And safe cars. You always read the safety manual in airplanes, and you’re just a little cold.
This is a shockingly accurate portrait.