In local news:

Boondoggles, an area bar, is in danger of losing its Special Amusement license for the owner’s loose interpretation of a city ordinance requiring bar personnel to be clothed while serving liquor. According to a local news program, the owner “allowed two female employees to pour drinks while entirely naked from the waist up except for latex paint covering their breasts.”

First and most picayune: “allowed”? “Oh, please, boss, can we, please? Wll mow the lawn and walk the dog, puh-LEESE?”

Secondly, I feel confident that if ever a bar needed a Special Amusement license, this is the bar.