Friendly reminder

I’m going to tell you this once. Only ask a woman if she is pregnant when you see that her water has broken and she’s gesturing madly at her stomach which is bulging with life. If you see a woman you barely know in a bathroom and her stomach protrudes slightly, do not ask her if she is pregnant. Chances are she is merely overweight and you will ruin the better part of her day and/or diet. Thank you.

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  1. I am thinking these people are related to the new acquaintance who recently greeted me with the remark,”I was told that [name withheld] had a [friend] who looks much older than she is because of her gray hair. So, that must be you?”
    I smiled and agreed: that must be me.

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