An open letter to Whole Foods:
Thank you for providing wholesome and delicious online recipes. Please don’t take it amiss when I tell you that the name of your It’s Alive salad gives me the shudders, for not one but several obvious reasons. Do you not have a horror movie geek in the whole PR department?
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Nothing personal Elsa, I love reading your posts, but where is Elli? It takes two……..
No offense taken, Faith! I definitely rejoice in the idea that there are two of us, for times like now, when finals are pressing down and my internet provider is spotty, and posting is simply out of the question. So, when one of us goes dormant, the other takes up the slack.
Or not. Some weeks are definitely not kind of weeks.