Right hand red, left foot green

Introducing the Twister deviant duvet cover. How do you know when it’s your turn to spin?

I suggest a novelty duvet that more accurately reflects the strategems and scheming many people bring to the art of seduction.

And then, inevitably, someone will bring out the Connect Four headboard. “Pretty sneaky, sis!”

And let’s not even start speculating about Clue. Ooooh, Professor Plum!

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