No, really: Shakespeare porn. Do you suppose they renamed Puck?
Also, I’m afraid, Shakespeare slash.
The ghost of Hamlet’s father will not be played by the entire ensemble underneath a giant piece of diaphanous black material.
Olivia probably should not say “Most wonderful!” as if she’s thinking “THREESOME!
I will not have my weird sisters hump each other.
I will also never use ACTUAL snakes. Ever.