For most of the evening, I’ve had this page open in the background somewhere. I cannot vouch for the recipe, though it looks fairly foolproof. The real joy to take from this: when I have more than four tabs open at once (i.e., always), the tab title truncates from “MOM’S BUTTERY TOFFEE RECIPE -Land o’Lakes Recipes” to “MOM’S BUTT.”
And of course that’s not my mom, because, hey, dude, no mothers*. Nu-uh. That’s your mom**.
*The “no mothers” rule only applies to my mother.