What is this? Miami Beach? Not hardly.

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To explain to you the depths of cold inside my house, my house without heating (Australia, WTF?), if I want an ice-cold can of Coke Zero all I have to do is go to the kitchen and grab one from the box sitting next to the refrigerator. Not inside, but right next to it.

“It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be gray, and it’s gonna last you the rest of your life.” That’s where I’m at.

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