advice!

Oh, goody! Unsolicited advice about my back problem! Of course I didn’t know exercise, gentle movements, and ibuprofen would help; I mostly loll about bonelessly like an oyster, hitting my spine with a hammer and swilling gin through a straw for the pain.

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2 thoughts on “advice!

  1. Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer to this one! Miss Manners would have you shoot daggers from your eyes while fixing them with a frosty smile, and say “How kind of you to take an interest.”

    Besides, you need that hammer for your ottoman. Right?

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