In which my husband improves upon the work of John Legend, Bruno Mars, and One Direction:
The Fella: You’re beautiful.
me, around a mouthful of ham and bread: I’m full of ham sandwich is what I am.
The Fella: That’s what makes you beautiful.
Let’s hear the song about that.
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I just realized this story improves one-jillionfold when you know that The Fella is a vegetarian of ~25 years who bought the ham in question because he knew I’d enjoy it. There’s your love song right there.