The pair of boots I just bought under the influence of Nyquil will be a nice surprise for Healthy Me later this week, but wait ’til she gets the bag of springs.
My favorite typo to date: unicornically and unironically are two different words, insofar as one is a word and the other is a delight.
Posh citrus company, “navels handpicked” is not as appetizing a headline as you might imagine. This is why you hire editors.
me, in my head: Maybe if I just give up and lie down, dinner will appear.
Dennis, aloud: I’m going to go get us dinner!
me: IT WORKED
dudes: I never encountered it before this instant, but have you tried [Y]?
NAW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
Wow, YouTube really GETS me.