I was already developing a bad case of hot blog love for The Royal We over at That’s Just The Booze Talking, and then he unveiled the term douche hatcheries to denote the in-town bars where fledgling hipsters dry their new wings in the feeble light of the ironic disco ball, enboldened by steady lashings of Red Bull with vodka.
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Jussoyaknow, Red Bull with vodka is known as a “Mad Cow” over here. It must have some douche-worthy hipster-dufus name there, right?
I’ve heard it called a Raging Bull, as well. It may soon be known as an Oh My God, Call an Ambulance!
Perhaps it’s true: Red Bull really does give you wings.