The corner store seems to have mixed up their coffee dispensers again.
Well, I knew that when I bought this bag of beans, which came from a bin marked with two contradictory labels. No, this is more than a mix-up. This is a travesty.
The brew I’m sipping at this moment is not either French Roast or Italian Espresso, as the two labels insisted. I’m not sure what flavor it is, but if I had to guess, it would be…
Did you know you can buy just the marbits, those crunchy-soft pastel marshmallowy bits?
Well you can. By the pound. Which just makes me queasy.
Gag.